"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/12/2020 at 21:49 • Filed to: None
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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
03/12/2020 at 21:49 • Filed to: None | 5
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Coronavirus managed to make a Waffle House shut down. It's the end times.
shop-teacher
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/12/2020 at 21:52 |
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> shop-teacher
03/12/2020 at 21:53 |
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It’s not a joke. Waffle Houses are so infamous for never closing that FEMA uses them as a metric for judging disaster severity
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
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shop-teacher
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/12/2020 at 21:57 |
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Wow! I learned something today!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/12/2020 at 22:08 |
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Oh god. A waffle house closing? It's a sign of the end times for sure.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/12/2020 at 22:08 |
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WTF
BahamaTodd
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/12/2020 at 22:15 |
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How about this dumb ass. Learns he tests positive for the virus but get s on a plane anyway. Once authorities figure it out they quarantine the plane after it lands and it sits on the tarmac for 2 hours. Basically incubating those passengers for that time. There were no cases in Palm Beach county until now.
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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> BahamaTodd
03/12/2020 at 22:19 |
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What about this fuckt ard who had direct contact with an infected person and has declined to be tested?
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/12/us/politics/trump-brazil-coronavirus.html
boredalways
> BahamaTodd
03/12/2020 at 22:21 |
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There needs to be federal charges filed against him mainly to prove a point to the public — a show trial.
Also, he and his wife are idiots.
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boredalways
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/12/2020 at 22:24 |
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On a positive note, this should give you the opportunity to perfect your cinnamon roll waffles at home!
Aremmes
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
03/12/2020 at 22:38 |
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It’s an indicator, for sure. Emergency management officials often use the status of Waffle House establishments to gauge the effects of a disaster in an area.
https://www.fema.gov/blog/2012-05-30/waffle-house-plan-show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index
Dusty Ventures
> shop-teacher
03/12/2020 at 22:57 |
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A few years back the then-head of FEMA explained the Waffle House Index on an episode of Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me,
then went on to answer three trivia questions about Zima.
smobgirl
> BahamaTodd
03/12/2020 at 23:09 |
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What’s shocking is that he managed to not only get swabbed, but get results from the test.
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Aremmes
03/12/2020 at 23:28 |
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Im well aware that FEMA uses waffle house as an index.
BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/13/2020 at 01:53 |
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Game Over, man... Game OVER!!!
Take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/13/2020 at 04:24 |
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KFC store in Brisbane closed due to one worker being infected
John Norris (AngryDrifter)
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/13/2020 at 13:31 |
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That W affle House is a 13 minute drive from my house. I don’t plan to visit for a while.
Stef Schrader
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/15/2020 at 16:12 |
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Messing with those glorious hash browns is a STEP TOO FAR.